I finally went into the office (for the first time this week) and grinded out the day, which surprisingly went by pretty fast. After work, I hit up the gym to get a little workout in before I went home. Without an I-pod (that I accidentally left at home), I zoned out to a couple of stupid talk shows which I wouldn?t be caught dead admitting to watching; an hour and a half passed in a flash.
I usually wait to get home to take a shower, but the gym gave me a more than usual therapeutic feeling, so I stayed there longer than usual and utilized the steam/dry room as well as the showers. I came out refreshed and ready to hit up a bar for some happy hour. There?s a great four star seafood spot close to where I live that had karaoke tonight and it seemed like the perfect place to go to unwind.
When I arrived at the restaurant, I had a rejuvenated ?single? sense?I could totally pick up the gestures and body language of bitches who wanted some no-strings-attached lovin. That broad from Vegas did wonders to heighten this sixth sense of mine. I always had it, but now I could really filter out the women who fit my profile.
After some senseless conversation, I went TrashyToons.com on a willing whore who was in a rocky marriage and needed to feel like a brand new woman. Being the charitable man I was, I gave her everything her soon-to-be ex-husband hadn?t in a long time?I made her feel sexy. We night capped at the Marriot Hotel, because I?d be damned if I took her back to my place. If she was your wife, she wasn?t tonight?
While at the gym, I ran into two broads I knew from my high school days and lemme tell you, these chicks were flirty back then and are full-blown promiscuous now. They aren?t the finest piece of asses, but dude, they are down to let me do any damn thing I want to em?it?s looking like it?s gonna be a ménage à trios free-for-all-fuck-fest featuring yours truly. So much for me learning my lesson on cheating?shit, I?m a man baby.
But the downside, if there is one, is that these two girls are bringing out the crazed/addicted son-of-a-bitch in me. Yeah, I have a healthy appetite for sex, but damn, it?s all I think about. Not just sex in general, but sex with multiple partners, sex with sisters, mothers, and daughters. The slightest thought of any number of these hot combinations gets the blood racing to my dick. All I care about is pussy.
With two three-ways under my belt already, all I want is more (and with different girls). I spend my free time online (thank god for internet porn!) jerking off to whatever hot shit I can find. Trashytoons.com has got every dirty combination of women, props, and all that good stuff to stimulate my mind as well as my dick. There?s a FREE TRIAL and you better believe I put that shit to work in my favor. Happy fucking Friday my brothers.
During my sexperiment with the two milfs in Vegas, my phone kept ringing off the hook. I told the 18 year old that I would be busy all weekend, and instead of calling and leaving me a voicemail, my ?girlfriend? instead kept calling and calling like some fucking energizer bunny. Everything was working as planned. She needed to feel that sense of jealousy and learn that a lot of women want me. A sense of insecurity was the perfect feeling she had to experience to appreciate who she has.
Bitches are in competition with other bitches ALL THE TIME. They have more drama within themselves than they do with men. The 18 year old tried to make me chase her and give up my cahonies, but fuck no, I don?t play that shit. Remember, my brothers, you are the fucking man in the relationship and bitches ain?t shit but hos and tricks. If you even give the slightest inkling of power to your chick, it is very, very hard to regain it back.
Luckily, I caught myself slippin. I found my pair of pants and put that shit back on before the broad got a hold of em. Now, it?s game on. A little dose of ?asshole? mixed with a touch of ?romance? is the ideal combination to lace the 18 year old with from here on out. Good girls love bad guys. Like Tony Montana said in the legendary Scarface while exiting the restaurant full of snobs, ?Make way for the bad guy. You?ll never meet a bad guy like me again?. If she?s up and out, it?s a dime a dozen?
TrashyToons.com keeps me on point and helps a man realize how the real fucking world works. Game recognizes game my brothers. If you are not opening your mind up to the humor and sexy side that these animators create, your relationship will fizzle and end up being boring and tedious to maintain. Everyone can learn a thing or two about spicing things up, and the wilder we can be, the more fun life is. It?s your fuckin kitchen, and if your girl can?t take the heat, you know the rest?
It was a hot and sticky evening tonight, so I took a cool shower. Just as I lied back naked on my couch, the doorbell rang and it was the 18 year old who came to spend some quality time. After almost a week of not seeing her (and a couple of one night stands later), yeah, it was about that time for me to keep the romance alive. I normally would have scolded her for coming over unannounced, but she looked too cute in her white top, as her knockers were damn near suffocating in that tight button up shirt.
With a huge smile on her face, she slammed the door and took notice to how awake my cock had gotten. My ?girlfriend? dropped straight down to her knees and gagged on my cock without even saying hello to me. Her eyes said it all when she looked up at me?she really loves me, regardless of my prickish ways. The fact of the matter is no one can smack it up, flip it, and rub her ass down the way I can. Sex is a powerful thing that can make/break a relationship
After an hour and a half of ?lovemaking?, she lied on top of me while we watched TV. We talked for a short while, but I can?t remember what the fuck it was about. I had passed out for a couple of hours, and when I woke up, she was gone. She left a note saying she had to leave because she made plans to go shopping with a friend and there was some special sale goin on. Like I fuckin cared.
I was still tired, but couldn?t sleep, so I smoked a bowl of some kush and fired up the good ol computer. TrashyToons.com is an amazing site when you?re high. The bitches on there are the ideal sluts that this world needs more of?they?re the young, dumb, and ready to cum type of whores that makes life worth living. I used my FREE TRIAL and had a blast on this site?pun intended.
